PublishAmerica's still #1!
Just a quick note from the road to let you know the big news: PublishAmerica is still the nation's number one publisher.
Right. And I'm the nation's number one book reviewer.
This particular quote from their hype is quite haunting: "We are always happy when a new author has found the way to our door, because opportunity knocks on both sides of it."
Uh . . . sure.
And just in case you are not convinced, later they write: "And, by the way, we are indeed number one. No other traditional book publisher has as many new books in print, every day!"
The comma placement is throwing me, but I think they mean no other publisher releases as many new titles every day. And for that we are thankful, eh?
As much as I pick on them, keep in mind there are some excellent books in PA's catalog. Not many, but they are in there.
That said, go back to laughing.
Right. And I'm the nation's number one book reviewer.
This particular quote from their hype is quite haunting: "We are always happy when a new author has found the way to our door, because opportunity knocks on both sides of it."
Uh . . . sure.
And just in case you are not convinced, later they write: "And, by the way, we are indeed number one. No other traditional book publisher has as many new books in print, every day!"
The comma placement is throwing me, but I think they mean no other publisher releases as many new titles every day. And for that we are thankful, eh?
As much as I pick on them, keep in mind there are some excellent books in PA's catalog. Not many, but they are in there.
That said, go back to laughing.
posted by yours truly: PODdy Mouth at 1:06 PM
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